12.01.2009

How To Give a Baby a Manicure


First, make sure Baby is asleep. Otherwise, she will be too wiggly. This can be most easily accomplished by feeding Baby, in other words, get her "milk drunk". Next, spend some time giggling over Baby's ridiculously satisfied expression. Ease her into position so that you can grab her fingers one at a time. File her nails carefully...they are very, very tiny and you don't want to take the skin off with the nail! Admire your handiwork the next time you nurse her and she does not scratch you with razor sharp talons! Repeat frequently...baby parts grow fast.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So when are you going to paint her nails? :-)

Joe said...

Hi Katy,
Your blog has taken on a whole new dimension. It's all good. Keep it coming.
Love,
Uncle Joe