No More Cowher Power

So Bill Cowher made the big announcement everybody knew was coming. Clearly, I am the last person in the world to criticize someone for taking early retirement, however, I don't think we've seen the last of this guy. He won't be back in black and gold, though. But he will make a lot more money. I say it was no coincidence that Cowher resigned when he did. It was a sign that we should bring Chuck Noll back. He got four rings for us! The new slogan could be, "One for Chuck's Thumb". I can see it now.