Lessons (in no particular order)

1. Be sure to have a Saint Jude candle on hand at all times, just in case.
2. If you are not sure whether or not to take a job, ask yourself the Powerball question. (If I won the Powerball, would I still want to work here? If the answer is yes, you should take the job.)
3. When you can't figure out anything else, just make gingerbread houses. People are oddly impressed by them. Also, it makes your house smell delicious.
4. Lentils should not be cooked in a crock pot.
5. Breakfast dates are better once you have reached a certain age.
6. The mere mention of Rick Sebak's name makes everyone smile.
7. Don't turn off the football game before it ends.


Anonymous said...

Why not lentils in the crock pot?

Who is Rick Sewak?

Maybe if the breakfast dates are in date nut bread they could be enjoyed at an earlier age.


k said...

Lentils in the crockpot never seem to cook right. I tried it yesterday because I had to be out of the house and I wanted dinner to be ready when I came home. They cook so fast, you should just use the stove.

As for Rick Sebak...